I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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