already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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