My nipple is on Facebook.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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