before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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