South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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