he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
