Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
