I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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