a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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