areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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