I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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