just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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