please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it because I queefed?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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