I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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