i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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