eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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