Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
