I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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