either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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