Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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