This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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