Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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