I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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