i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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