i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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