the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I need a burrito and a hug.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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