i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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