The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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