trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
