Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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