Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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