So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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