Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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