Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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