VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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