would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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