i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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