A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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