meet me or not, i'm out of control
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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