The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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