you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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