Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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