Jerry, you need to find god
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i think im in europe. pls send help
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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