Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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