dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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