i was rollin on her like bob the builder
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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