Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I party with great urgency now.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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