How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
we should paint friendship bongs
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