do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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