More tranny stories later!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
