Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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