so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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