She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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