I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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