My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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