Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Im part way to drunk.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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