is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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