Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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