I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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