Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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