i need an iv and a liver transplant
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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